He's hot! Manly. And look at that bulge in his pants! I bet he's packing an 8 incher.

He's completed basic training and knows how to handle a weapon. Soldier Boy is standing at attention, awaiting your commands.

If you’re in a tight spot, call on The Boy in Blue. He’s always ready with his night stick and the authority to make.

Ride ‘em! The Cowboy is always up for a long hard ride.